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BUS CONDUCTOR!!

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn’t stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the centre of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone’s amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the conductor, remembering his earlier experiences,stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station,to the court, and the same judge. Though he hadn’t done anything wrong, but considering his past record, the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the centre of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.

This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!

The question is why didn’t he die on the first occasion, but died instantly the next time??

Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.

Still you can’t, then see below…

think hard

don’t give up

kyon tubelight nahin jala kya…

theek hai ab neeche dekh le!

tired….

wanna know the answer

Answer : First time, he was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn’t pass through him. But the second time, he was a good conductor, electricity passed through him freely and he died!!!

Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!

Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter on Electricity???

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