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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said,

“Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.”

“Yes,” the class said.

“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”

A little fellow shouted, “because your feet is not empty.”

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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old.

After explaining the commandment to “honour” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

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A father noticed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games.

In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more attention on his school work, the father said to his son, “When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.”

The son replied, “Dad, when Lincoln was your age, he was The President of The United States!!!”

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”

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