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Fastest thing in the world…

Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and Sardarji from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.

One common question was asked to all of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.

HARVARD Guy: It’s the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

MIT Guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it’s hard to realize you blinked

Sardarji : Its Loose Motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa’s reply) “WHY”?

Sardarji : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over !!

O’ Bolo Tararara!!

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