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Last Advice

A 89-year-old Father from God’s own country was dying.

The Mallus gathered around his bed trying to make his last journey comfortable.

They tried giving him some warm milk to drink, but he refused it.

One of the son took the glass back to the kitchen and remembering a bottle of whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, he opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Father’s bed, he held the glass to his father lips. Father drank a little…. Then a little more. Before they knew it, he had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.

“Father,” the son asked with earnest, “Please give us some wisdom before you die.”

Father raised himself up in bed and whispered, “Don’t sell that cow!”

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