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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Vajpayee?” .
The barman says “Yes, thats them.”
So the guy walks over and says,”Hello, what are u guys doing?”
Bush says, “We’re planning world war 3”
Guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”
Vajpayee says, “Well, we’re going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one
bicycle repairman.”
The guy exclaimed, “A bicycle repairman?!!!
” Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, ” See, I told you no-one would worry
about the 14 million Pakistanis!”
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ” tamil therima??”
Sardar got mad, angrily replied…. “Hindi tera baap!!!”
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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic”
Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”.
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the
exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.
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Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it’s a Jersey
Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin…!!!
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Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”
Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k…….but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary…?
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Sardar’s theory : Moon is more important than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach him to use the Internet, and he won’tv bother you for weeks!

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