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LITTLE MALLU…

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The Sunday School Teacher asks LITTLE MALLU, “Now, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
Little MALLU: “No sir, not exactly. I don’t have to. My mom is a good cook!

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Little MALLU’s father asked for report card.
LITTLE replied, “I don’t have it.”
“Why not?” His father asked.
“My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”

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One day Little MALLU says to his father: “I want to get married.”
Father: “Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?”
Johnny: “Yes, my Grandma.”
Father: “What? There is a problem now; you want to marry my mother?”
Johnny: “Why not? You married my mother.”

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks he’s stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Little MALLU stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little?”
“No, miss, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”

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Little Johnny was playing church with three kittens.
His mother was happy about the act?at least Johnny had become religious.
He had the kittens sitting in a row and preaching them. His mother smiled and went about her work.
After sometime, she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open ground.
She saw Johnny baptizing the kittens in a tub of water.
She called out, “Johnny, stop that! Those kittens are afraid of water!”
Johnny looked at her and said… “They should have thought about that before they joined my church.”

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