Home > Joke > A Lawyer and the Pope

A Lawyer and the Pope

A Lawyer and the Pope died at the same time, both went to heaven.

They were met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter who conducted them to their rooms.

The Pope’s room was spartan with bare floor, army cot for a bed, and a single bulb for light.

They came to the Lawyer’s room.
It was huge with wall to wall carpeting, king sized water
bed, indirect lighting, color TV, stereo, Jacuzzi and fully stocked bar.

The Lawyer said, “There must be a mistake. This must be the Pope’s room!”

St Peter said, “There’s no mistake. This is your room.
We have lots of Pope’s, but you’re our very first Lawyer!”

Advertisements
Categories: Joke
  1. No comments yet.
  1. No trackbacks yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: