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Children’s are astonishing……..


On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, “If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers.”
A little voice from the back of the room asked, “How will that help?”


A three-year old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens.
“how did you know?” his mother asked. “Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,”
he replied. “I think it’s printed on the bottom.


A mother was ironing the clean laundry one day.
Her son asked her, “Mother, why are you ironing those clothes?”
His mother said, “To make them nice and wrinkle free.”
Her son said, “Then, why don’t you iron Grandma’s face?


Another three-year old put his shoes on by himself.
His mother noticed the left was on the right foot.
She said, “Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet.”
He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, “Don’t kid me, Mom. I KNOW they’re my feet.”


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