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Old man & Pretty Women…

An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back forty, had it fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc.

The pond was fixed for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

The old man replied, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond, I only came to feed my alligators.”

Old age will triumph over youth and skill every time!

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