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Little & Shop-keeper

Once Little went into a grocery store and picked out a large box of laundry detergent.

The grocer walked over and asked Little if he had a lot of laundry to do.

“Oh, no laundry,” Little said, “I’m going to wash my dog.”

“But you shouldn’t use this to wash your dog,” said the grocer.

“It’s very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he’ll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him.”

But Little was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it.

A week later, Little was back in the store to buy some candy.

The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing.

“Oh, he died,” Little said.

The grocer said he was sorry, but added, “I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog.”

“Well, Little replied, “I don’t think, it was the detergent that killed him.”

“Oh? What was it then?”

“I think it was the spin cycle!”

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