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Smiles!!!!..

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Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences.

The first man said, ” my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth to twins”

“That’s funny”, the second man remarked, “my wife was reading ‘the three musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets”

The third man shouted, “Good God, I have to rush home!”

When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, ” When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves”!!!

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In chemistry class the subject was “oxidation – reduction.”

The teacher was really excited and after the lesson asked the students in a very loud voice,

“now tell me where is the electron? Where is it?”

A drowsy student jumps up at this and shouts “o.k.”

Nobody moves. Sir, shut the door. We can still catch the thief”

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to church service,

“And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

Little replied, “Because people are sleeping.”

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We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk,

and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!

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Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes.

After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.

Much to their relief she smiled and said:

“Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.”

Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said:

“First Question: Which tire was flat?”

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A kindergarten teacher handed out a colouring page to her class.

On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.

The teacher told her class to colour the duck in yellow and the umbrella green.

however, Bobby, he class rebel, coloured the duck in a bright fire truck red.

After seeing this, the teacher asked him:

“Bobby, how many times have you see a red duck?”

Young Bobby replied with

“The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.”

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A schoolteacher asked her primary six class to construct sentences with the words: defeat, detail, defence.

There was a pause before a pupil raised his hand and said he could make a sentence with them;

“The cow jumped over defence and detail went over defeat.”

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“Little, if I had eight apples in my right hand and ten apples in my left hand, what would I have?”

“Huge hands, sir.”
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