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Tintumon –

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Ambalathil ninnum vanna Tintumon

Ambalathil ninnum vanna Tintumon: ammayude peril oru pushpanjali kazhichu

Achan: Appol ente perilo?

Tintumon: Ramettante kadayilninnum porottayum chikanum kazhichu

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Tintumon captured a junior student for ragging

Tintumon captured a junior student for ragging and gave him a box and said-

” da idhil onnu mudhal 6 vare ezhudhiya papers und..nee adhi onnedukkanam”

student- ”appol”

tintumon- ”if u get 1,2,3,4,5 ninne njangal idichu pappadamakkum..

student- ” appol 6 aanu kittiyadhengil…?

tintumon- ” appol nammal veendum kalikkum..!!

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Future

Teacher asks !!!

children what do u wish to in future?

Vinod “I want to be doctor, ”

Deepa “I want to be a good mother. ”

Tintumon “ľ want to help deepa !!. ”

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Doctr: Ur kidneys faild.

Sardar: Wht?? My kidneys nevr went 2 schol..!

Tintumon: Athe chetta, apo attendance shortage ayirikum karanam..!

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Science examinu ‘0’ mark kittiya tintumonodu

Achan: Enthu pattiyeda?

Tintumon: Achaa…Shaasthram jayichu…Manushyan thottu!!!

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