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Travelling on the train

January 7, 2011 Leave a comment

There was a Mallu man, an English man and Aishwarya Rai sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Mumbai. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.

Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Aishwarya Rai and the Mallu were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.

The Englishman was thinking: “The Mallu fella must have kissed Aishwarya Rai and she missed him and slapped me instead.”

Aishwarya Rai was thinking: “The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Mallu and got slapped for it.”

The Mallu was thinking: “This is great! The next time the train goes through a tunnel, I’ll make another kissing noise and slap that English idiot again.”

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