Laws of life

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch….

Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Doctors’ Law
If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor. By the time you get there, you’ll feel better.
Don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.