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Bill and Joe go into a hotel.

The hotel has 100 floors.

The hotel manager tells them that there is only one room left and it’s on the 100th floor.

The guys take the room. The elevators are busted. So they take the stairs.

At the 10th floor, Bill tells Joe he has something to tell him .

”Tell me upstairs,” says Joe.

When they reach the 100th floor, Joe finally asks what Bill wanted.

”We forgot the keys downstairs.”

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Two men are talking.

The first said, ‘I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes.’

‘Amazing,’ said the second, ‘I just got divorced for the very same reasons.’

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A Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.

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