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Pink Curtain

A woman enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,

“I would like To buy a pair of pink curtains”. The salesman assures her that they have a large election of pink curtains.

He shows her several patterns, but the woman seems to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The woman promptly replies, “fifteen inches” “Fifteen inches???” asked the salesman.

“That sounds very small, what room are they for?” The woman tells him that they aren’t for a room; they are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, “but Miss, computers do not need curtains!”

The woman says, “Hellllooooooooo …………. I’ve got Windoooooows!”

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