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Car Trouble

March 31, 2011 Leave a comment

There are three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion,

“Why don’t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it’ll work !?”

Categories: Joke

Buy a Mac

March 30, 2011 Leave a comment

Buy a Mac

I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.

I was against it and an argument started.

I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.

He responded, “When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?”

And I said “See, even people who write viruses don’t support Macs.”

Categories: Joke

Speech Recognition Software Demo

March 29, 2011 Leave a comment

Speech Recognition Software Demo

At a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was demonstrating its latest speech-recognition software. A representative from the company was just about ready to start the demonstration and asked everyone in the room to quiet down.

Just then someone in the back of the room yelled,
“Format C: Return.”

Someone else chimed in:
“Yes, Return”

Unfortunately, the software worked…

Categories: Joke

The object-oriented way to become wealthy

March 28, 2011 Leave a comment

The object-oriented way to become wealthy

– Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
– No …
– Inheritance.

Categories: Joke

MATHEMATICAL EQUATIONS

March 27, 2011 Leave a comment

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep +work + enjoy.
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human – enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don’t know enjoy = Donkey that work

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men – earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women – spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don’t spend = Donkeys

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don’t earn money = Women that don’t spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys (Postulate 2)

So, we have?

Men + Women = Donkeys+ earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together

Categories: family, Joke

Great Singer

March 26, 2011 Leave a comment

Great Singer

I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can even carry a tune.

So, I’ve restricted my singing to private places like the bathtub or the car.

But one night, I softly sang a lullaby to my nine-month-old baby.

After the first verse, he sweetly looked into my eyes, removed the pacifier from his mouth and placed it in mine.

🙂

Categories: family, Joke, kid, kids, My Favourites

DraftSight- a free Cad software

March 25, 2011 Leave a comment

Dassault Systèmes (DS), a 3D and Product Lifecycle Management (PLM) solutions provider, on Wednesday announced the availability of DraftSight for operating system Linux.

DraftSight for Linux allows users to create, edit and view DWG files and it generally takes a few minutes to download, said a press release.

It runs on multiple operating systems, including Linux and Mac OS in beta, and Windows XP, Windows Vista and Windows 7 in general release, the company claimed.

“We’ve been working on the Linux version since the launch of DraftSight and have seen a significant rise in demand for this over the last few months,” said Aaron Kelly, senior director, DraftSight, Dassault Systèmes.

DraftSight beta users have access to no-cost community support available within the DraftSight open, online SwYm community where they can access support and training resources, along with an environment to interact, ask questions and share their opinions.

The DraftSight community is one of the first social networks designed by engineers for engineers, designers and architects. It is a no-cost 2D CAD product for CAD professionals, students and educators.

Categories: Technical