Archive for March 1, 2011

Divorce case

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: “Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.

The child Should be in my custody.”

The judge turned to the husband and said: “What do you have to Say in your defense?”

The man sat for a while contemplating…then slowly rose. “Your Honor… If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out…

Whose Pepsi is it… The machine’s or mine?”

Categories: family, Joke, kid