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How children are thinking about their Dad

Read the following…..

At 4 Years, My daddy is great.

At 6 Years, My daddy knows everybody.

At 10 Years, My daddy is good, but is short tempered and knows little less than my friend’s Daddy.

At 12 Years, My daddy was very nice to me, when I was young.

At 14 Years, My daddy is getting fastidious.

At 16 Years, My daddy is not in line with the current times. Frankly, he does not know anything.

At 18 Years, My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.

At 20 Years, Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy. Wonder how Mother puts up with him.

At 25 Years, Daddy is objecting to everything. Don’t know when he will understand the world.

At 30 Years, It’s becoming difficult to manage my son. I was so scared of my father when I was young.

At 40 Years, Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. I wonder how he managed to handle the younger generation.

At 45 Years, I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.

At 50 Years, My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up. (We were four brothers and sisters). I am unable to manage a single son.

At 55 Years, My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us. Even at this old age, he is able to control things. He is one of his kind and unique.

At 60 Years, My daddy was great.

Thus, it took 56 years to complete the cycle and come back to the 1st stage!

But alas he is no more with us so that we can tell it to them.

So Don’t waste time and Never forget your parents. Realize it in time.

Categories: family, Humor, Joke, kid, kids

Lunch with GOD!!!

April 20, 2011 Leave a comment

A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Twinkies and a six-pack of root beer and he started his journey.

When he had gone about three blocks, he met an old woman. She was sitting in the park just staring at some pigeons.

The boy sat down next to her and opened his suitcase. He was about to take a drink from his root beer when he noticed that the old lady looked hungry, so he offered her a Twinkie.

She gratefully accepted it and smiled at him. Her smile was so pretty that the boy wanted to see it again, so he offered her a root beer.

Again, she smiled at him. The boy was delighted! They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling, but they never said a word.

As it grew dark, the boy realized how tired he was and he got up to leave, but before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned around, ran back to the old woman, and gave her a hug.

She gave him her biggest smile ever.

When the boy opened the door to his own house a short time later, his mother was surprised by the look of joy on his face.

She asked him, “What did you do today that made you look so happy?”

He replied, “I had lunch with God.” But before his mother could respond, he added, “You know what? She’s got the most beautiful smile I’ve ever seen!”

Meanwhile, the old woman, also radiant with joy, returned to her home.

Her son was stunned by the look of peace on her face and asked, “Mother, what did you do today that made you so happy?”

She replied, “I ate Twinkies in the park with God.” However, before her son responded, she added, “You know, he’s much younger than I expected.”

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch,! ! a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.

Remember, we don’t know what God will look like. People come into our lives for a reason, a season, or a lifetime.

Embrace all equally! So open your eyes n hearts….don’t know when and where you’ll meet the Divine……

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Boss – Real…. Real good one

April 18, 2011 Leave a comment

Scientists at the Rocket launching station in Thumba, were in the habit of working for nearly 12 to 18 hours a day.

There ere about Seventy such scientists working on a project.

All the scientists were really frustrated due to the pressure of work and the demands of their boss but everyone was loyal to him and did not think of quitting the job.

One day, one scientist came to his boss and told him – Sir, I have promised to my children that I will take them to the exhibition going on in our township. So I want to leave the office at 5 30 pm. His boss replied – O K, , You are permitted to leave the office early today.

The Scientist started working. He continued his work after lunch. As usual he got involved to such an extent that he looked at his watch when he felt he was close to completion.The time was 8.30 p.m Suddenly he remembered of the promise he had given to his children. He looked for his boss,,He was not there.

Having told him in the morning itself, he closed everything and left for home. Deep within himself, he was feeling guilty for having disappointed his children. He reached home. Children were not there.His wife alone was sitting in the hall and reading magazines. The situation was explosive, any talk would boomerang on him. His wife asked him – Would you like to have coffee or shall I straight away serve dinner if you are hungry.

The man replied – If you would like to have coffee, i too will have but what about Children??? Wife replied- You don’t know – Your manager came at 5 15 p.m and has taken the children to the exhibition.

What had really happened was The boss who granted him permission was observing him working seriously at 5.00 p.m. He thought to himself, this person will not leave the work, but if he has promised his children they should enjoy the visit to exhibition.

So he took the lead in taking them to exhibition

The boss does not have to do it every time. But once it is done, loyalty is established. That is why all the scientists at Thumba continued to work under their boss even-though the stress was tremendous.

By the way , can you hazard a guess as to who the boss was




He was A P J Abdul Kalam.

Categories: family, Love, Moral, Story, Touching

The love that changes the world

April 17, 2011 Leave a comment

A few years ago at the Seattle Special Olympics, nine contestants, all physically or mentally disabled, assembled at the starting line for the 100 yard dash.

At the gun, they all started out, not exactly in a dash, but with a relish to run the race to the finish and win.

All, that is, except one boy who stumbled on the asphalt, tumbled over a couple of times and began to cry.

The other eight heard the boy.

They slowed down and looked back.

They all turned around and went back. Every one of them.

One girl with Down’s Syndrome bent down and kissed him and said, “This will make it better.”

All nine linked arms and walked across the finish line together.

Everyone in the stadium stood, and the cheering went on for several minutes.

Categories: family, Love, Story


March 27, 2011 Leave a comment

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep +work + enjoy.
Donkey = eat + sleep

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Human – enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don’t know enjoy = Donkey that work

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Men = Donkeys + earn money

Men – earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Women = Donkeys + spend

Women – spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don’t spend = Donkeys

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don’t earn money = Women that don’t spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys (Postulate 2)

So, we have?

Men + Women = Donkeys+ earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together

Categories: family, Joke

Great Singer

March 26, 2011 Leave a comment

Great Singer

I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can even carry a tune.

So, I’ve restricted my singing to private places like the bathtub or the car.

But one night, I softly sang a lullaby to my nine-month-old baby.

After the first verse, he sweetly looked into my eyes, removed the pacifier from his mouth and placed it in mine.


Categories: family, Joke, kid, kids, My Favourites

Heart with mouth

March 23, 2011 Leave a comment

One fine day at school, the teacher was teaching about the heart.

After she had finished she said, “If any one has any doubts about what I have taught please ask.”

Little stands up and asks,

“Teacher, does the heart have mouth?”

She replies, “no it doesn’t. What makes you ask such a question?”

He says “Last night, when I went into my parents’ room, I over heard my dad saying SWEET HEART, Please keep your mouth shut “

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