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How children are thinking about their Dad

Read the following…..

At 4 Years, My daddy is great.

At 6 Years, My daddy knows everybody.

At 10 Years, My daddy is good, but is short tempered and knows little less than my friend’s Daddy.

At 12 Years, My daddy was very nice to me, when I was young.

At 14 Years, My daddy is getting fastidious.

At 16 Years, My daddy is not in line with the current times. Frankly, he does not know anything.

At 18 Years, My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.

At 20 Years, Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy. Wonder how Mother puts up with him.

At 25 Years, Daddy is objecting to everything. Don’t know when he will understand the world.

At 30 Years, It’s becoming difficult to manage my son. I was so scared of my father when I was young.

At 40 Years, Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. I wonder how he managed to handle the younger generation.

At 45 Years, I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.

At 50 Years, My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up. (We were four brothers and sisters). I am unable to manage a single son.

At 55 Years, My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us. Even at this old age, he is able to control things. He is one of his kind and unique.

At 60 Years, My daddy was great.

Thus, it took 56 years to complete the cycle and come back to the 1st stage!

But alas he is no more with us so that we can tell it to them.

So Don’t waste time and Never forget your parents. Realize it in time.

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Lunch with GOD!!!

April 20, 2011 Leave a comment

A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Twinkies and a six-pack of root beer and he started his journey.

When he had gone about three blocks, he met an old woman. She was sitting in the park just staring at some pigeons.

The boy sat down next to her and opened his suitcase. He was about to take a drink from his root beer when he noticed that the old lady looked hungry, so he offered her a Twinkie.

She gratefully accepted it and smiled at him. Her smile was so pretty that the boy wanted to see it again, so he offered her a root beer.

Again, she smiled at him. The boy was delighted! They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling, but they never said a word.

As it grew dark, the boy realized how tired he was and he got up to leave, but before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned around, ran back to the old woman, and gave her a hug.

She gave him her biggest smile ever.

When the boy opened the door to his own house a short time later, his mother was surprised by the look of joy on his face.

She asked him, “What did you do today that made you look so happy?”

He replied, “I had lunch with God.” But before his mother could respond, he added, “You know what? She’s got the most beautiful smile I’ve ever seen!”

Meanwhile, the old woman, also radiant with joy, returned to her home.

Her son was stunned by the look of peace on her face and asked, “Mother, what did you do today that made you so happy?”

She replied, “I ate Twinkies in the park with God.” However, before her son responded, she added, “You know, he’s much younger than I expected.”

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch,! ! a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.

Remember, we don’t know what God will look like. People come into our lives for a reason, a season, or a lifetime.

Embrace all equally! So open your eyes n hearts….don’t know when and where you’ll meet the Divine……

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Disney Password

April 11, 2011 Leave a comment

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

I noticed their Disney password was “MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto,” and asked why it was so long.

“Because,” my son explained, “they say it has to have at least four characters.”

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children in the class room

On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, “If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers.”
A little voice from the back of the room asked, “How will that help?”

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Think differently

Another three-year old put his shoes on by himself.
His mother noticed the left was on the right foot.
She said, “Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet.”
He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, “Don’t kid me, Mom. I KNOW they’re my feet.”

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Mother & Kid

A mother was ironing the clean laundry one day.
Her son asked her, “Mother, why are you ironing those clothes?”
His mother said, “To make them nice and wrinkle free.”
Her son said, “Then, why don’t you iron Grandma’s face?

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Little Girl & Kittens

A three-year old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens.
“how did you know?” his mother asked. “Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,”
he replied. “I think it’s printed on the bottom.

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